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Credit has been given when the source is known. If the listed credit is incorrect or not the original publisher please let us know and we will gladly change it.

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Karaoke Dictionary

We publish this in the front of our Karaoke Songbooks. The first time I read this I was rolling on the floor laughing.

Karaoke Lexicon

Karaoke Word Play, this is as hysterical as the Karaoke Dictionary.

Ten Commandments of Karaoke - Revised

This is a new revised version of the original Ten Commandments of Karaoke listed below.

Ten Commandments of Karaoke - Original

Originally published in 1993 still relevant today.

You Might Be A Karaoke Junkie If...

Over 80 explanations of why your probably are a Karaoke Junkie

10 Reasons Karaoke Is Better Than Sex

Self explanatory

Top Reasons You Should Get To Sing Next

Reasons and excuses of why you should be moved up in the rotation.

"Bump Me Up" Request From

Printable request form to give to your KJ to get moved up in the rotation.

Originally Found on www.KaraokeScene.com . Modified by Steve Douglas 8-10-06

Top Reasons You Should Just Let Us Sing One More Song

Reasons and excuses of why you should put one more person up to sing at the end of the night.

Find the Number One Song On Any Date in History

Not really a humorous website but very interesting! Find out Billboards number one top hit on any date in history. Your birthday, day you graduated high school, the day your children were born etc.

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FILE - Natalie Mejia attends the 2009 Teen Choice Awards in this Aug. 9, 2009 file photo taken in Universal City, California. Police say the member of the pop group Girlicious was arrested after Glendale officers found more than a dozen plastic bags of cocaine in her Gucci purse during a traffic stop Tuesday night March 9, 2010. Police Sgt. Tom Lorenz says 21-year-old Natalie Mejia (meh-HEE'-ah) was being held Wednesday in jail in the Los Angeles suburb on suspicion of cocaine for sale or distribution. (AP Photo/Jennifer Graylock, File)AP - Police say a member of the pop group Girlicious was arrested after Glendale officers found more than a dozen plastic bags of cocaine in her Gucci purse during a traffic stop.



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